January 2012
ITP: trigger warnings for all kinds of abuse.
SIGNAL BOOST. This girl is from a fellow fandom of our Sherlock fandom, the Supernatural one. And my god she NEEDS help.
Oh dear gods. I’ll be saving some money for her too. At least reblog, please! She needs to get OUT of that horrible place!!
PS: we have one fucking week. LET’S DO THIS!!
signal boost like hell
guys
STOP AND READ THIS
- Teacher: Why have you been absent lately?
- Me: ...
- Teacher: Why are you crying?!
- Me: ...
- Teacher: What's wrong?!
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: A CANNON SUNK MY SHIP.
- Me: DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
- Me: EVERYTHING I LIVE FOR IS OVER.
- Me: AND YOU SIT THERE TRYING TO EDUCATE ME ON THE GOLDEN AGE OF PIRACY?
- Me: DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME WOMAN?
6 stages of fangirling →
abrodys.tumblr.com
- discovery
“who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”- research
“i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”- obsession
“i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”- plotting
“hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“- depression
“i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”- acceptance
“i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that”
- Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
- Me: no
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
Prison Rules: As complete as I could make 'em
- Prison rules
- 1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS: You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).
- 2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
- 3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time: Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
- 4. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday.
- 5. Doctor Who fandom: We know bananas are high in potassium. Leave it. Also your screwdriver is not sonic and will be confiscated.
- 6. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
- 7. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom, do not seclude them if they do.
- 8. Harry Potter fandom: That is not a wand, it is a stick, and it is not allowed indoors.
- 9. Glee fandom: Those prison guards are not secretly a couple, stop shipping everything.
- 10. Darren Criss fandom: The furniture is for SITTING/SLEEPING on, not jumping, so please refrain from doing so.
- 11. Doctor Who fandom: No breaking out, you're not River Song and this isn't Storm Cage
- 12. AtLA fandom: Zutarans and Kataangers to stop infighting immediately. We're all in this together. Also fake bending battles to be confined to rec time please, you're weirding out the guards.
- 13. Furnace Fandom: There are no such things as Wheezers, you're scaring the other inmates with your weird stories.
- 14. Glee fandom: Please stop crafting shivs while glaring menacingly at other shippers after every ship war you guys have. It's getting ridiculous and they're really starting to pile up.
- 15. Pirates of the Caribbean fans: please do not steal the emergency supply of rum.
- 16. X-Men First Class fandom: stop destroying all the cleaning buckets, they won't look like that damn helmet anyway
- 17. Amnesia fandom: You're not in the prison level, there is no need to hide in dark corners and cry for your lantern. You are freaking out your inmates.
- 18. Hunger Games fandom: No forcing each fandom to select a champion to send in battle against one another.
- 19. My Little Pony fandom: Love and Tolerate the shit out of EVERYONE.
- 20. Whedonites: Don't be afraid to like the other prisoners. Joss can't kill them off in here.
- 21. Batman fandom: Stop stealing the Whovian's lipstick. You are not the Joker.
- 22. Twilight fandom: Don't pick fights with the Harry Potter fans in the cafeteria. You cannot slay them with sparkles.
- 23. Wholockians: You can't insist we pray to Moffat during religious services. Your prayers do not appease him or his troll Gatiss.
- 24. Firefly fandom: Those aren't coats. Those are blankets you've fashioned to look like coats. Stop it! ...It's the middle of winter and we don't have the budget for this.
- 25. Buffy fandom: No, we aren't going to establish a policy of exposing every staff member and inmate to sunlight on a daily basis 'just to make sure'. And no, you can't all work in the woodshop making 'stakes'. Sorry, those are just wooden shivs.
- 26. Portal and Stargate Fandoms: Your cellmates do not appreciate the chalk circles you keep drawing on the walls. Besides, for it to work you’d have to have the end of the wormhole be on the outside of the prison. Unless you are just sneaking into the kitchen.
- 27. Skyrim Fandom: Stop calling people “milk-drinkers”. You don’t even know what that MEANS. Also no-one wants to hear about your knee.
- 28. White Collar Fandom: Pretty sure the guards are looking out for that escape technique by now. You’re never going to grow a convincing beard anyway.
- 29. Princess Bride: You are NOT Inigo Montoya, your father is upset that you are in jail, and if you quote this again you should prepare to die.
- 30. Golden Compass: No one else can see your daemon, so it’s kind of freaking people out that you talk to it so much.
- 31. Temeraire: The egg you get at breakfast is hard boiled. It will never hatch into a dragon, and hoarding them under your pillow won’t change that. Cut it out, they are starting to smell.
- 32. Dr. Horrible: Actually, the freeze ray you are making out of matchsticks looks quite cool. You may proceed. But hitting on other people on laundry day is unacceptable.
- 33. Battlestar Galactica: Just because they’re not in your fandom doesn’t make them Cylons! They would appreciate it if you stopped quizzing them on human emotions.
- 34. House: It COULD be Lupus. But I think you’re getting the prison doctor, not House, to check it out.
- 35. Mad Men: Um, no, you can’t act like that because we don’t live in the 60’s anymore. Put out that cigar and stop groping the buxom ladies.
- 36. Vampire Diaries: Stop trying to kill the Twilight fans. You started the whole romanticizing thing, so it’s partially your fault!
- 37. Song of Ice and Fire: No matter how much you petition the parole board, they will never transfer you to “the Wall”
- 38. IT Crowd: After you make the necessary jokes, you really should fix the computer. How else will the fanfiction get written?
- 39.Tintin: Pretending to get drunk on the water is not that funny.
- 40. Monk: Please share your neurotic tendencies only with those who give permission. Organizing people’s cells when they are out in the yard is likely to get you punched.
- 41. South Park: Just because his name is Kenny doesn’t give you the right to kill him! Also he is not a cartoon. Put the prisoner down.
- 42. Slenderfandom: No we are not proxies trying to torment you. Put down that camera and knife right now.
- 43. M*A*S*H: You are no longer permitted in the arts and crafts room if you keep attempting to preform surgery on the tables.
- 44. [Prototype]: Stop trying to eat the inmates! You will not gain memories or their appearance by doing so.
- 45. inFAMOUS: You are no longer allowed near any electrical equipment. We've lost a lot of your type because you kept sticking forks in the sockets trying to gain its energy.
- 46. Kingdom Hearts: We are not Heartless, we are not Nobodies. Put down that broomstick, it is not a keyblade.
- 47. Homestuck: You are not allowed near the gray face paint anymore. We will also be forced to remove a certain water holding container if you don't stop trying to have sex over top of them. It is unsanitary.
- 48. The Last Airbender: Stop snapping our silverware in half. It's not considered metalbending and if you continue, we will be forced to use plastic forks and knives again..
- 49. Holmestuck: John is not a homosexual, period.
- 50. Hetalia: You are not the personification of a Nation. You are also not allowed to draw penises all over the maps.
- 51. Batman fandom: Fist fights over who was the best Robin are only allowed on alternate Thursdays,
- 52. Sanctuary fandom: Not everyone is part of a government agency working to take down the Network.
- 53. Mass Effect fandom: Please stop 'calibrating'. You cannot be 'in the middle of some calibrations' every time someone tries to talk to you. And no, it cannot wait.
I assume we're friends if,
- You follow me.
- I follow back.
- I reblog shit from you.
- You reblog shit from me.
I always wonder "If I die, how would my internet friends find out?"
I wonder the other way around… I don’t think people would miss me but I know I’d miss everyone else…
I would be heartbroken if they thought I just up and moved on </3
I worry about this ALL THE TIME. I couldn’t bear the thought of them never knowing!
I try to think of a plan… but everytime it ends with “mom cant figure it out”…..
wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts
seriously what do you guys do
are you waiting for something
what are you waiting for
Poland goes crazy
What happens in my country lately can be said in one word:
“DISASTER”
Really…everything is going so badly
and it hurts me so much, because I really love my country.
Our government doesn’t listen to us. It’s getting really hard to go on living here.
Problems with healthcare, problems with medicines, higher excise taxes, higher VAT, this freaking A.C.T.A., prices of fuel, gas, power are enormous and for normal people, like me and my family those markups’ are almost killing us. I also heard that the government have an idea of implanting microchips or something like that.
It really overwhelms me, seeing that my life is starting to crush, it all falls apart.
I feel like I’m inside of glass jar that starts to fracture and there’s nowhere to run away.
I love Poland but…I don’t wanna live here anymore. I don’t have a heart to do so.
Anyone want to go to Norway/Finland/Sweden with me? Or to Japan? Or anywhere else? I’ll gladly take you.
- my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
- me: Do you love your boyfriend?
- my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
- me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
- my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
- me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
