sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
And the celebrtities we like can go straight to our beds.
- Clock during the day: ..........................................
- Clock at night: TICK FUCKING TOCK TICK FUCKING TOCK TICK FUCKING TOCK
- Person: Anime is childish
- Person: Manga is stupid
- Person: K-pop is stupid
- Person: You can't even understand what they say
- Person: All the guys look gay and retarded
- Person: All the girls are sluts and bitches that got plastic surgery.
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- person: harry potter sucks
- police officer: what do we have here?
- me: he ran into my knife...
- me: ...seven times
I have a really comfortable mutual follow going on with some of you where we don’t talk a whole lot but it’s just really nice and I like seeing you on my dash and if you ever unfollow me I would be unjustifiably sad.
I hate summer.
Go away sun.
Sometimes I go through my friend’s blog and I notice a post saying they’re feeling bad.
Then I see it’s from 7 hours ago and I shed a single manly tear thinking:
- me: walks into school
- me: so when can i leave
- Shipping to the US: Free
- Shipping to my country: $500 plus your soul